A prominent New York news paper recently published an article stating that there is a good chance that your conception was due, in part, to the music of Kenny G. A recent poll shows that 97 percent of babies were made to Kenny G’s 1986 album, Duotones.

The author of the New York article also revealed, after it’s publication, that he, as well as other highly respected members of the journalism community, had found irrefutable evidence proving that if you don’t like Kenny G, you’re gay. This comes as no surprise to everyone who isn’t gay. Most people interviewed agreed that it was only a matter of time before a connection was made between being gay and not liking Kenny G.

Recently, classified government documents were leaked to members of the press showing Kenny G’s involvement in the death of Adolph Hitler as well as the liberation of several World War II concentration camps solely through the use of the C sharp. Since World War II took place prior to Kenny G’s alleged conception, some believe that documented involvement in the war serves as more evidence supporting the belief that Kenny G is, in fact, immortal.