Every true, red blooded, American man knows there’s one very important thing that joins us all together, a common, unbreakable bond and that it is, of course, the desire to go really, really fast and a commonly held belief that if we go really, really fast not only will we feel awesome about ourselves but that it is also very likely that we will appear more attractive to women. It was because of this that man created the automobile and since then we’ve been trying to get them to go as fast as we possibly can. It was with this same sprit that Dodge released the Viper SRT-10 in 2003, a 510 horsepower supercar and then looked upon the product of their labor and thought, this can go faster. They were right and that very same year they released the Tomahawk.

I made this for a friend that went to England to get him back to the land of the free.

When did we lose track of what our flag stands for? When did we forget what it means to be an American? Who is teaching the youth of this nation to view it with such disdain? When we hear about our depressed economy or the global status of our public education system we seem to forget that people still risk life and death to start a life in the United States of America. We forget that we live in a country that allows its citizens the freedom to hate it, to protest its policies, to speak against it, and to burn its flag. The youth of this nation have never been called upon to fight for it, never feared for their lives in the face of a threatening enemy and have had that luxury paid for by those who have.

So the next time your emo kid tells you he thinks that everything would be better if he could move to England or France or whatever please exercise your right as a freedom-loving American to do as your forefathers did and punch him in his retarded head. Then remind