Check this out! A little while ago I posted a video I sent to a friend while he was in Europe. It was full of awesome American stuff like fast cars and women and monster trucks and I hoped it would convince him to return to the good old USA. I included an article about freedom and the love for one’s country. You can see all that here. Today I noticed a comment from a very angry individual who told me I’m a two-faced, hypocritical, un-American, bull shitter. He called himself, “a caring old friend” (probably a communist) Here’s what he wrote:

Weeee! With some coding help from my good friend Denver Knox I have successfully added my music to the interweb. It can be heard and purchased here on Snowball. Hopefully some of you will like it or at least buy it out of pity. You can buy 6 of the tracks individually or you can buy the full album that includes 3 extra tracks.

What would you rather have? A 611 horsepower, 6 liter V-12 Italian supercar or a Sarah?

Every true, red blooded, American man knows there’s one very important thing that joins us all together, a common, unbreakable bond and that it is, of course, the desire to go really, really fast and a commonly held belief that if we go really, really fast not only will we feel awesome about ourselves but that it is also very likely that we will appear more attractive to women. It was because of this that man created the automobile and since then we’ve been trying to get them to go as fast as we possibly can. It was with this same sprit that Dodge released the Viper SRT-10 in 2003, a 510 horsepower supercar and then looked upon the product of their labor and thought, this can go faster. They were right and that very same year they released the Tomahawk.