10 Reasons The Ferrari 599 Is Better Than Your Girlfriend
Posted on : 18-04-2009 | By : Chris | In : Cars
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What would you rather have? A 611 horsepower, 6 liter V-12 Italian supercar or a Sarah?
Just a few reasons you would rather have the car…
1. You simply push a button to turn the 599 on.
2. The Ferrari looks the same in the morning as when you went to bed.
3. You don’t have to talk to the 599 after you drive it.
4. The 599 doesn’t mind if you look at other cars or read automotive magazines.
5. The Ferrari won’t call you randomly to ask you if you love it.
6. When the Ferrari screams at you it’s a good thing.
7. Maintenance costs are lower with the Ferrari.
9. If the 599 is too loose you can tighten it.
10. No one will call your Ferrari trashy.
Too funny my friend.
Very clever…but don’t let your girlfriend see this!
Probably more likely my ex will see it.