Thank the good lord for the Internet and for all the good people and stuff who feel they should be a part of it. Here’s a jojoface* selection of YouTube awesomeness. More to come…maybe.

*jojoface = Parker the unwitting guest writer.

On the way home tonight I was listening to Your Time With Kim, which is an adult contemporary crap radio show hosted by Austin local and cat person Kim Iverson. I actually listen to this quite a bit. She talks a lot about relationships and men and how they don’t like her and plays a lot of P!nk to fill time when she runs out of stuff to say.

… Is sad and completely without passion.

I just, for the first time, drove a Toyota Prius and I can’t say I was thrilled, I cant say that at all.

I don’t know about you but I’m beginning to find that listening to the music played on the radio these days is becoming almost intolerable. I’ll listen to whatever new pop hit comes out or whatever and sometimes there’s some good stuff. The problem is that when a good song comes out it’s simply played to death. It’s a sad state of things when you can hear the same song playing at the same time on several different stations.

Obviously I’m playing around with some new themes. Might be doing this for a bit. Excuse the clutter please.

Hello friends. I recently decided to begin building a home for my graphic design company here on snowball rather than have it live on a separate domain. Don’t worry I will still be writing stupid articles here. (were you worrying?) At the same time, I will be writing on industry topics more. I added a small collection of my work that can be seen on my Graphic Design Portfolio page. It has examples of my design work, logos, cover art, photography etc… Check it out! I will be adding more related stuff soon.

Check this out! A little while ago I posted a video I sent to a friend while he was in Europe. It was full of awesome American stuff like fast cars and women and monster trucks and I hoped it would convince him to return to the good old USA. I included an article about freedom and the love for one’s country. You can see all that here. Today I noticed a comment from a very angry individual who told me I’m a two-faced, hypocritical, un-American, bull shitter. He called himself, “a caring old friend” (probably a communist) Here’s what he wrote:

Weeee! With some coding help from my good friend Denver Knox I have successfully added my music to the interweb. It can be heard and purchased here on Snowball. Hopefully some of you will like it or at least buy it out of pity. You can buy 6 of the tracks individually or you can buy the full album that includes 3 extra tracks.

What would you rather have? A 611 horsepower, 6 liter V-12 Italian supercar or a Sarah?

Every true, red blooded, American man knows there’s one very important thing that joins us all together, a common, unbreakable bond and that it is, of course, the desire to go really, really fast and a commonly held belief that if we go really, really fast not only will we feel awesome about ourselves but that it is also very likely that we will appear more attractive to women. It was because of this that man created the automobile and since then we’ve been trying to get them to go as fast as we possibly can. It was with this same sprit that Dodge released the Viper SRT-10 in 2003, a 510 horsepower supercar and then looked upon the product of their labor and thought, this can go faster. They were right and that very same year they released the Tomahawk.